Today, for the first time, I got middle-seated – in the back row – courtesy of Delta Airlines. Not only that, we sat on the tarmac in Atlanta for 2 hours waiting for the “traffic” to clear (heh?). So I got thinking about some of the things in life that irritate me…..
Being middle-seated – in the back row
 LinkedIn invitations from people I don’t know, or will ever have the need to know
 Being middle-seated – in the back row
 Bacardi (ugh)
 Victoria Beckham
 Basketball…the first 59 minutes
 Bowflex infomercials
 Being middle-seated – in the back row
 People who talk incessantly about themselves
 Stale coffee in airports
 Hotel room service charges
 Bluetooth headsets
 Just being middle-seated
 Taxis with no A/C
 Taxis that smell
 Being middle-seated
 The term ‘RPO’
 Pay-for-play conferences
 American airlines coffee
 Trying to get anything with Best Buy rewards points
 Disney
 British tourists at Disney
 Americanized Chinese food (you know the place)
 People who stick on 16 when the dealer’s packing a high number
 Macdonald’s salads (why?)
 Boring blogs
 That guy on Fox News (work it out…)
 Cheap wine
 American commentary on world cup football (soccer) matches
 That arrogant Brit on American idol
 James Patterson novels
 Donald Trump’s sweep-over
 Johnny Damon
 Bad sales reps
People who pretend to be my friend when they want something
 Using snail-mail
Subway
 Doing expenses
 Steely Dan ‘best of’ albums
 Being middle-seated – ESPECIALLY in the back row 

The UK’s most Irritating export?
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