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Gartner, HfS and Forrester top the Analyst Firm of the Year awards, voted by 1100 research consumers

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Gartner, HfS and Forrester top the Analyst Firm of the Year awards, voted by 1100 research consumers

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When you may get better outcomes using speech recognition software…

When you may get better outcomes using speech recognition software…

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The three dirtiest phrases in services

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Here are three phrases that are today’s big no-nos

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How successful do you think you really are?

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A truly frightening way to look at yourself…

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Sometimes the best strategies are the most obvious…

Sometimes the best strategies are the most obvious…

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Why providers must do their due diligence before they merge

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HfS and Blue Prism partner to develop automated analyst solutions

Meet Clive: Robo-Analyst Prototype

Industry analyst firm HfS Research has today announced a strategic partnership with leading Robotic Automation software company, Blue Prism to develop the first automated analyst prototype

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How to categorize your absurd colleagues

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Some home truths about the absurd people in your professional world

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And what a week that was! Relive those Blueprint moments…

Thanks to all of you who made the effort be part of a great December networking escapade in the Big Apple

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Time to inoculate your firm against early-onset Zombieism… by coming to the Blueprint Sessions 3.0 this December

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When  Zombieism takes its grip on enterprise operations, many fail to realize… until it’s too late.  In fact, many of you reading this may already be exhibiting signs of early-onset Zombieism and immediate inoculation is imperative… But never fear folks, as the forthcoming BluePrint Sessions 3.0 in New York this December are specifically designed to [...]

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Who wants to be friends?

Let's be friends

Vinnie Mirchandani just blogged about how we can add so much more value to our relationships by looking beyond Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, Quora, Pinterest etc to find value from our networks, when it comes to learning new ideas and gleaning knowledge

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Was this the first ever song about outsourcing?

Was this the first ever song about outsourcing?

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Time to help those poor Americans understand those British niceties…

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It’s nearly 10 years since I ventured back to these shores, and to celebrate, I decided it was time to reveal to the many unsuspecting Americans what we British really mean when you think we’re being nice and polite…

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Things that irk… the 2013 edition

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For those of you who think they’ve escaped being outed as a public irritant, it’s time we put you back in your place… Here are the latest irritations plaguing our world today

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Is it time to de-social our lives?

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I would argue that it’s actually time to “de-social” our behavior to regain the effectiveness and quality of our interactions and relationships.

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Ensure you get a decent car service when you next visit Europe

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Ensure you keep calm during transition…

Ensure you keep calm during transition…

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So… are these the world’s best outsourcing advisors?

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The IAOP has announced it’s 2013 “best outsourcing advisors”, and kudos to my former employer, Deloitte, for coming top. Credit has to go out to Peter Lowes and his Outsourcing Advisory Services group for their achievement. In addition, KPMG’s Shared Services and Advisory Group, led my Cliff Justice, finished in second place – a strong showing and justification of their 2011 acquisition of EquaTerra. The biggest surprises, however, are the absences of ISG, the largest transaction advisor of outsourcing contracts, and PwC…

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So if the rockstars have gone, what’s left in the analyst industry?

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Most of the big analyst personalities have seemingly fled the analyst industry… many for the riches on offer from their vendor clients, clearly seeing more ROI from employing them, as opposed to purchasing their firm’s services. However, this hasn’t prevented the remaining legacy purveyors of analyst services from making a living.

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Achieving new-world innovation: promote your innermost qualities to the world unashamedly

Achieving new-world innovation: promote your innermost qualities to the world unashamedly

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