Why is it that…

Confused Someone has always half-completed the crossword in American Way magazine  



The songs on my ipod haven’t been updated for a very long time


Dancing with the Stars is just soooo inanely boring


I always have to pay to watch any good movie despite dropping $100 a month with the cable operator…


I just can’t haul my myself down to the gym at 7.00am


Beer makes me fat


Staplers always jam up


I always forget an umbrella


People are only nice when they want something


Kiefer Sutherland is in jail after saving the world 6 times


CNN is the only 24-hours news program in the US


Baseball players are professional spit-artists?


Tony Blair resigned for that Gordon Brown guy?


Cricket-supporters are always drunk


I use Twitter to find out what people are having for lunch


Taxi drivers are always on the phone


Lou Dobbs always uses that “how dare you disagree with me” tone


John McCain’s mom reminds me of one of the Golden Girls

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One Comment

  1. Anon.
    Posted June 21, 2008 at 11:56 am | Permalink

    Why is it that he’s been President for 8 years?

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